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<Reptile> liam and lob
<Reptile> come play 2v2
<Reptile> ;P
<_8bitlobster> can't
<_8bitlobster> i have to go do... something else
<_8bitlobster> YOU CAN'T MAKE ME
* Quits: _8bitlobster (Quit)

[ @Pushpabon ] I'd never go to a funeral
[ @Pushpabon ] because funerals are religious bullshit
[ @Pushpabon ] cremate or die
[ @Pushpabon ] see what I did there

<motive> im gay as fuck bro
<motive> havent you been paying attention

<@Liam> [3:23pm] (wuxia): During my presence in the cpm community i gave birth to jealousy in your sayings
<@Liam> is he calling me jealous?
<@_8bitlobster> he thinks you're pregnant
<@_8bitlobster> just tell him you're merely fat

[Edit: removed about 500 such lines]
pinball (352): FU LOBSTER
Chaom1 (107): FU LOBSTER
mutharrussiar (358): FU LOBSTER
vand4hl (138): FU LOBSTER
ASDMAN (270): FU LOBSTER
2 (362): zomg
THRAWN (167): FU LOBSTER
UnnamedPlayer (381): FU LOBSTER
Ragnarok (375): FU LOBSTER
Chaom1 (107): FU LOBSTER
gangmywife (140): FU LOBSTER
Andrew! (391): FU LOBSTER
Ragnarok (375): FU LOBSTER
JUST|MORGOT (100): TUPIE UEBKI
Andrew! (391): FU LOBSTER
mutharrussiar (358): FU LOBSTER
Server is now moderated

<emby> [amsg] if anyone from the UK has an A2 level general studies exam tomorow, could you please tell me what time it starts, i have no idea

<brut-> its like in school when you punch your friend in the shoulder to say "hello"
<brut-> "SUP!" *thwack*
<xerosawyer> nah this would be more like dick smacking each other
<brut-> aha true
<xerosawyer> in hoards
<brut-> "SUP DUDE" *CRACK*
<xerosawyer> lolly
<epilogue> FUCK YOU DUDE!
<brut-> "HEY DUDE WHATS THE CAPITAL OF CHINA? BANGCOCK!"
<xerosawyer> lol
<xerosawyer> china?
<brut-> er not really >8(
<brut-> er
<xerosawyer> thailand brut- ...
<brut-> thialnad
<xerosawyer> ROFL
<brut-> lksdlkhje
<brut-> lkyser
<xerosawyer> LOL
<brut-> ROYFU
<epilogue> LOL

<_8bitlobster> i sneezed and burst my ear drum
<_8bitlobster> i reckon that's actally possible
<_8bitlobster> build up some pretty big pressure in a sneeze
<_8bitlobster> if you had a mouth full of coal
<_8bitlobster> and you sneezed
<_8bitlobster> could prob maek diamond
<_8bitlobster> gonna try it

[ NAM ] out of all the american states
[ NAM ] which one does the average american think is the most retarded
[ chk-putty ] pretty much all the 40 in the middle
[ chk-putty ] but the avg american lives in one of those 40
[ chk-putty ] so they dont think

<MassMan> i never got why some people use clantags on irc
<MassMan> it's so cs style
<ix-ir> =]
<MassMan> i especially dont get why you use dead clan tags of mediocre clans like eye
<ix-ir> people used to use clantags before q3 was dead
<MassMan> if anything someone like Reptile is the only one in here who could use clantag with some pride

shaun of sheeply noobs anonymous fame is planning a 1v1 league with 2 divisions of 12 players beginning in Janurary, 2008. Poke him in IRC and give him your email if you're interested in helping with adminning. Sign ups will open in January. Read more: http://noobs-anonymous.net/node/21

With the CTF players enjoying the Christmas the TDM players are not yet ready to throw snowballs all day. The CTF site will therefore host an event for all European 2on2 players who wants some winter action and get some Christmas spirit (by killing stuff)! To sign up and read the rules go to the cup [...]

…has arrived I've always wanted to make a traditional frag movie, and I guess "soon" is about as close I will manage. Split into  three main sections: TDM/Duel/CTF, each with its own personal soundtrack that I believe represents its game play style best. Made for my friends in Lobstarz, and many thanks to Team Zissou for hosting [...]

Once again the forums are using a traditional layout and structure. I hope you had fun using the previous forum and that that continues with our new one. To begin posting you will need to reset your forum password; and that can be done here: http://www.promode.org/forum/ucp.php?mode=sendpassword There is also a new section to discuss our engine [...]

Noobs Anonymous will organize another Challenge Promode duel cup for beginning players. This edition is intended for people inexperienced with CPM and also for people who are curious to try it. Information Friday October 19th at 19:00 EST Challenge Promode 1.43. Double elimination, one map per round, maps are decided by coin-toss (callvote random 2). Maplist: cpm1a, cpm3a and cpm22 Registrations will [...]

Challenge ProMode Arena is looking to put together a small but focused art team to develop content to our specifications and release it under a Creative Commons license so that it may be used throughout the mod and indie gaming community. Each member will be required to work with the art and development teams to create [...]

Clan Criogenix will be organizing a CPM TDM Cup at the end of September thanks to  pejn and  bomba. Rules Challenge Promode Arena 1.43, pm2 Maplist: cpm4a, ospdm5a, nodm18, cpm18r, cpm21 and cpm27 8 team, single elimination with bo3, finals are bo5 Signups are open till Sunday 23/09/2007 Quarterfinals on Friday 28/09/2007 Semifinals on Saturday 29/09/2007 Finals on Sunday 30/09/2007 at 22:00 CEST To [...]

The latest and greatest CPMA-approved build of Quake 3 is available here. Source code available here. This is an alternative to quake3.exe offering improved FPS, fixes and no Punkbuster nonsense. Steam Quake 3 users would also benefit from using this executable as it does not require Steam to run. Steam and normal quake3.exe files can be left as they [...]